Pay the rent. That's the best single piece of advice I can give to tenants. You'd be surprised at how many landlord issues disappear when you pay the rent. Read More →

You can be evicted if you refuse to sign a new lease, but only if the lease contains "terms which are materially the same as in the previous agreement." Read More →

Like the unicorn, rent controlled apartments are mythical and fast becoming extinct, especially when they become objects of desire for Twitter-motherfuckers and bubble-headed investors. Read More →

Realtors--irrefutable proof that the United States is not a meritocracy. Between the lies, the drivel and the nonsensical notion that real estate agents are professionals, these guys make lawyers look good. Read More →

Your one-year lease guarantees your rent for one year, not 11 months. This is even true in Bakersfield and Yuba City! Read More →

You evidently don't understand a basic tenet of life in the United States of America. If you're poor, you must live in a crime-ridden shit hole. Read More →