Cave Living
Tenant Troubles: My Building Has Turned Into A Den Of Crime
You evidently don't understand a basic tenet of life in the United States of America. If you're poor, you must live in a crime-ridden shit hole. Read More →
Do I Seriously Have To Hang A “Do Not Flush Tampons” Sign In My Bathroom?
There isn't a law anywhere that allows a landlord to require a "Do Not Flush Tampons" sign in a residential dwelling. Read More →
Does My Landlord Need To Reimburse Me When I Can’t Use The Garage?
I think that a court would see the loss of the garage for two days as a reasonable loss of use. Read More →
Tenant Troubles: How Do I Get My Landlord To Fix The Elevator?
Elevators are very expensive to repair and/or replace. Most landlords would rather use a duct tape and bubblegum approach than spend the dough to do the job correctly. Read More →
Tenant Troubles: Does My Landlord Need To Clean My Chimney?
If you are using the fireplace correctly and smoke is still billowing into your apartment, then it looks like a chimney cleaning is in order. Read More →